five worst logos

wow. this logo just speaks for itself. HAVE A PEER REVIEW. how can this not seem wrong to anyone over five? there are so many logos like this that it kills me. they are amusing, but that can't make it good for business. especially with as many dentists who get in trouble for molesting their patients. alright... one more just cause they're so bad...and i wonder what this place does to children....
on a more serious note here are the other four WORST logos:
i hate this logo. no i loath this logo. how boring can you be? wow a bold font with all caps then all lower case and that horrible bold slash between the two. then as if that weren't enough they have to use two more fonts for their tag line. and one trademark symbol just didn't prove to be enough. geesh.

for some reason i don't hate this simple font on this logo so much, but the line seems so unnecessary. and i'm sure the line over the e isn't an even weight because it is supposed to be like an accent, but i hate it. this seems like something my class last semester would have done as a first 'cheesy' sketch. think harder people.

again, the font isn't horrible, but c'mon is this really all they could think of? it's so boring and not at all memorable. and why is the O red? i guess i should note that red and blue is not a bad color combination. blue sells, red is vibrant, but the logo screams "forget me"!

now i actually kind of like this logo, but it reminds me way too much of Hallmark. unfortunately that's a huge part of logo design, trying to come up with something that looks like a major brand but not similar to another major brand. i think in this logo it's the H. without knowing what they do i really can't hate it more or less. just think they had an easy opportunity to make it seem more like their own.